I think it's high time for a family reunion photo such as this little gem! When are we going to get together and have a large knees up? I heard rumours of something happening in June, but that didn't happen (unless I wasn't invited....hmmm) and also something happening in September. So what's it to be you genetically repressed lot? Do I mean repressed? Or is it depressed? My god maybe the senile dementia has started already. Bugger! Anyway, suggestions on a postcard to www.duh.com! A sunshine coach will be available to transport those people who have ever been on anti-depressants! You can't miss it. It says Big Hairy Fanny on the side. Speaking of Big Hairy Fanny...
This serves as a warning to all families, on this wonderful Farters Day!
Yes the shortest of our two midgets has made it to the ripe old age of 2.
So wipe your nose, pull your trousers up, put your toys away and wish little Noah a Happy Birthday with us!
Happy Birthday little fella!
Not sure why anyone wouldn't expect their pet to smuggle drugs for them. This is a picture of my pussy after the condoms burst. Killed in an instant, but died a happy pussy!
Lots of thoughts racing around my head, funniest being Would you like to come for a ride in my big hairy fanny! Any other offers from you funny folk?
Hi, Its little Deb, Have really only just worked out how to do this after all this time, so i just wanted to say hi to all, those i know and those i dont. x
Well, we waited a long time for it, but the old goat from East Angular is finally amongst us. And what was his first, eagerly-awaited contribution to the site...?
"Why not stick some mustard up his arse and watch him turn into a greyhound?"
Let's have a vote. Shall we kick him off the site? Those in favour, say 'arse!'.
This is Charlie. He is a fierce and monstrous beast who will take yer leg off quick as look at yer! But he has no nuts.
Stop War -
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SATURDAY 23 SEPTEMBER MANCHESTER
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My perfect day would start with seeing this man lying next to me! Bongiourno fella!I would like to know what you're perfect day would entail? Who would be in it? What would you do? Where would you go? It can be anything you want it to be! It's your day! And who knows, maybe one day it might just come true!
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L is for Liverpool,
L is for Luck,
West Ham's blowing bubbles...
Finish the poem,
Without being rude...
(it doesn't rhyme)
I should be so lucky,
Lucky, lucky, lucky...
(K Minogue 1987)
Hello, hello (yes, we do love to milk the police jokes don't we?).
Well I have nothing productive as yet to add to this wholesome enterprise, apart from some inappropriately long words apparently, except to address the slanderous comments made about my character - comments such as 'OC is his fave show', that's crap, alright? Sure, I've watched it a few times, but I didn't inhale. And this whole ecclesiastic/law and order/boy in blue/man of the cloth bollocks is well out of line. So stop it at once, or you're all going to hell, you bunch of cockney thieving yobs.
Love you all, (except Uncle Fats, he knows why - dirty, dirty man) Tom x
This unfortunate old and pre-alzheimer sufferer has recently been abandoned in a deserted public toilet by his uncaring daughters. If anybody has seen this man in the outfit pictured here, (possibly with tampons in his ears too) wandering around the streets of Peterborough, please contact the police. Do not approach this man as he is argumentative, and has a strong tendency to attempt at humour! A concerned grand-daughter has offered a generous reward if anybody finds her aging and relatively wealthy grandfather.
Pictured here Christmas 2005 in his usual attire.
Here's Little Chrissie at the door of his windmill in Old Hamsterjam. His flat is quite nice, which makes it all the harder to work out why he looks like he's slept in a shop doorway!
Answers on a postcard to 2fatladies@jowleresearch.co.uk
