May 07, 2006
This unfortunate old and pre-alzheimer sufferer has recently been abandoned in a deserted public toilet by his uncaring daughters. If anybody has seen this man in the outfit pictured here, (possibly with tampons in his ears too) wandering around the streets of Peterborough, please contact the police. Do not approach this man as he is argumentative, and has a strong tendency to attempt at humour! A concerned grand-daughter has offered a generous reward if anybody finds her aging and relatively wealthy grandfather.
Pictured here Christmas 2005 in his usual attire.
Now we know what to get him for Christmas! Think you should send this to the TUC at Congress House. Oh and the NSPCC.
Thanks Nick, you simultaneously succeeded in ruining Christmas, thongs, my Uncle Mick and not to mention my breakfast, lunch and dinner for the foreseeable future. How do you get the chunky bits of vomit out from in between the keys of your keyboard? Where's that fucking bucket, here comes another load?!?
Very distasteful photograph - but strangely arrousing.............