May 01, 2006
Posted by
Nick
at
5:07 pm
I can't fucking well believe
that I'm even remotely related to you sad old fuck fucks!! And then I start to read your profiles!! Head in hands, body trembling, I realise that I too love the sound of farts, begin to accept my inevitable jowling, and in my soul, am smoking and drinking excessively whilst thinking far too far too much about life, the universe and everything! God fucking help me!!!