If you go to this magic formula you will be able to hear Chris's band.
Nick's big day's getting nearer and I though it was high time I tried to find out a little more about what the plan was for the weekend in Peterborough.
No, I'm not still going on about my birthday last week! It's (not so) little Noah's birthday today. It doesn't seem like 3 years ago that I watched the little fella pop out of Steph's downstairs cupboard, but, by the hair on Matt Damon's head, it is! And he even had the decency to wait until the England v France Euro 2004 match had finished. You can't ask for more consideration than that. For that gesture, he can get away with anything. And does. Regularly. His mum is absolutely besotted with him and let's him get away with murder. Don't be fooled by the cute little smile and the never ending professions of love - inside, he's a cunning little dude.
But we love him loads. He's very excited about being 'Mr. 3'. Happy birthday Noah!
A very Happy 36th Birthday to the eldest cousin today!
Reasons why Barn is so ace:
1. He's all kinds of lovely, ALL the time!
2. He's always encouraging when you've had enough ("not much longer now...")
3. He's THE most annoying man in the world at the WORST moments and has even made some of us cry!
4. He farts like an expert...
Well, you get the gist! Basically the nicest guy I've ever had the pleasure to meet and I'm so glad you're my big bro!
So have a great day and I look forward to the next time any of us have the pleasure of seeing you in this state!!!
You know how I know you're gay? Cos it's your Birthday!!!
So join me in telling Barn exactly why we all think think he's ace!
P.S. Noah says Happy Birthday day Daddy! I luf you Daddy!
P.S.S. Emile says Bagga Yo yo and can I have a blue and a red one and then I want.....
What with the start of this year's Big Brother, the ongoing search for little Maddie and the recent spell of bad weather we've been having, everyone's been so occupied that we went and forgot little Chris' birthday last Monday. He's 93, but I'm sure you'll agree, he looks bloody good for his age. It's amazing what can happen to a man once he gets signed up by a record company - new clothes, new haircut, clean pants, bit of a facelift... He's certainly made a huge impact in Germany, the land of the Mighty Hoff. Say no more.
Happy birthday, fella.
I know, long time no hear but I and my daughters have been enjoying a very new kind of life and we are just about starting to settle into some routines!!!!!
We are all very very well, I really hope i can say the same for you lot.
I am pleased to say that I am holding the annual 'GRACE MAD BASH' after Nicola and James are married in the morning.....ALL are welcome from whenever till whenever, ( I have been asked very nicely by Larry if i could avoid allowing my guests to become paraletic before the evening do!!!) He having a larf????
I do need to speak to Barney at some point but I dont have a phone number...any offers??
If anyone needs anything, like pillows etc...just ask Larry.....Im sure he could cope!!!!!
Much love to all
Little Deb xxx
In honour of Steph working at Aardman, I thought we'd have a little bit of animation (literally and figuratively) on the site. Nothing like a ridiculous bit of stop frame animation to break the silence.
Try to imagine what these geeks said to passers-by who asked them what they were up to... And the cuddly toys they've chosen are so expressive, especially the one playing Spacey.
My old brain is forgeting important stuff; I need the gaps filled in. I must know...
Sunday is roast beef
Saturday is - - - - -
Friday is fish & chips
Thursday is shepherds pie
Wednesday is - - - - - - -
Tuesday is soo-oup
Monday is washing day
Is ev'rybody 'appy?
You bet ya life we are!
Yes, I know it's hard to believe, but I've been around for 4 years now. Think about it. That's even longer than this blog!
It was a typical day of hunting for Easter eggs, bursting balloons, opening presents, eating cake, fighting with my brother and generally getting really hyper on all the fantastic sugary food that Mum and Dad bought for the occasion.
Anyway, screw this computer stuff, there's some serious four-year-old arsing about to be done. I'm off to get dressed up as Nacho Libre again. Laters, dudes...
Emile
This chappie just got signed to Sain Records.!!!! He plays the arse pipes ( I thought it was the gertar but he assures me it's actually the arse pipes, which is funny because I don't recall paying for any arse-pipe lessons??) in a Welsh folk band (it doesn't have a name yet) and they are now signed to this record label , same one as Aled Jones (but hey,.......they can't help that!) They're playing a few slots at the Llangollen International Eisteddfod in July and have a few gigs lined up in the meantime. Congratulations - llongyfarchiadau cariad!!
xxx
Right i'm off to find some sheep mmmmmm....
It seems to me that this particular lane of the interenet super-highway is little more than a refuge for fart jokes and barely disguised sexual inuendo. I shall see if we can't inject a little proper culture from the shunting yards of the valleys into the proceedings.
*draws sleeve across nose and sniffs deeply*
Right now, however, I can't seem to think of anything so pull my finger...
Personally, I've always been a fan of the Marx Brothers. Them and Harold Lloyd, Buster Keaton, Laurel & Hardy... Frankly, the Stooges always stood alongside the over-rated likes of Chaplin and Abbott & Costello in my books.
However, with the advent of the internet, even laboured slapstick schtick like theirs can be made funny, all with the simple addition of sound effects (admittedly, almost everything can be made funnier with the use of these sound effects).
I might be 35, going on 36, but this had me and the boys, not to mention Bex in tears. I defy any of you not to laugh at least once.
So simple and yet so fundamentally funny to anyone with a child inside them.
Who said computers can't be educational?
P.S. Don't even ask me how I came across this on You Tube. It was for the boys. Honest!
This is what Charlie thinks of red-fucking-nose-fucking-day-fuck. Who said mongrels were stupid ?!
