April 08, 2007
Yes, I know it's hard to believe, but I've been around for 4 years now. Think about it. That's even longer than this blog!
It was a typical day of hunting for Easter eggs, bursting balloons, opening presents, eating cake, fighting with my brother and generally getting really hyper on all the fantastic sugary food that Mum and Dad bought for the occasion.
Anyway, screw this computer stuff, there's some serious four-year-old arsing about to be done. I'm off to get dressed up as Nacho Libre again. Laters, dudes...
Emile
Belated Happy Birthday Dude! Your rotten grat aunt forgot to send a card (what a rotten great aunt), but happy b'day little man. Who is Nacho Libre?
xxx
Yes indeed happy belated. But my, aren't you a beautiful child? Surely there must have been some confusion at the hospital, you seem to have defied genetic attractivity patterns. A scientific miracle! And please try not to aspire to the overweight and probably smelly entertainer Jack Black, have you considered Cartman from South park?
I'm trying to steer him in that direction. Bought him a South Park card for his birthday.