Cockles & Mussels

Unfortunately, my impending wedding is fast turning my father into Larry David; grumpy, uber-stressed and just a downright pain in the arse (alright, not much has changed then!)

So, following his orders, I am to inform you all of the following:

The Evans will be staying at my house and ........

The Braithwaites will be staying at little Debs house and ..........

Uncle Chris and Sian can and probably will stay where there is most booze!

Please bring bedding and blow up devices (but not plastic pammy Samster!).

My sister has kindly offered to have a bit of a do at her house after the wedding and before the party (11am to 7pm).

Orders followed. Mission accomplished. I hope to christ this stops the old man from having a bleeding coronary!! x