March 17, 2007
Introducing the new family member James Caswell.
I do feel pressured to point out a few facts about him:
He isn't gay
Nor is he blind
He's not mentally challenged
Nor is he desperate.
Hope to see you all at the wedding where I expect you to behave unlike your usual selves! Also, don't tell him anything about me until after the ceremony!!! Ha.
can't wait to meet him. Have such a lot to tell him! Mind you, the wedding is a bit late for him to find out.
I SOOO want to write something but I'm going to plan it very very carefully. Does he know you were once my scrubber? Does he know you can't cook oven chips? Does he have access to this site Nick? And by the way what's your phone number you ole tart?
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My telephone number is 01733 750037 or 07860 508215, YOU old tart!