Hello Toms family... just a quick note to say Tom is fine, well, at least he was breathing last time I checked him in his hungover state. He loves all the people in his halls, especially his new best friend "Big D"- the two of them are inseperable- staying up into the late hours discussing stephen fry and philosophy (a course which incidently he really loves)
On a serious note to Mrs Tom's Mum... I have taught him how to wash. And I ironed his clothes. So he looks ok. And he's eating. He looks both left and right before crossing the road and is always sure to wrap up warm on the more brisk days. Your SausagePot is fine...
Also, apart from the shampoo and bees story, what is the third embarrassing story about your youngest? We are all very excited about completing the trilogy of silly stories about baby Tom.
Lots of Love
Tom and Abby (I'd be worried, your son has befriended a scouser)
Dear Abby
Are you seriously telling me you fell for the one about him being unable to wash himself and iron clothes? I thought Scousers were brighter than that!
The third embarrassing story - ask him if he can say "milk"!
Who's Abby?
Don't be daft Bex, she's a scouser - she's genetically programmed to be even more scared of rozzers than we are.
Are you all deaf - WHO'S ABBY???
Abby is my friend, who are you? (PHILOSOPHY QUESION)
Mind yer own fuckin' business, ya student tosspot! (PHILOSOPHY STATEMENT)
now doing sociology and social policy, with electives in international politics and british politics.
ps. i love lamp
What's lamp?
I don't know about all this washing and ironing lark but make sure you have clean underpants. Tell Abby to 'calm down, calm down'.Hope she supports Liverpool or Barn and Sam won't speak to her.Big auntie kiss.
Dear Abby
I absolutely have no fucking idea who these people are, I fell upon this website and am using it as part of social research that I'm undertaking.
Thanks for your support in the PC Tom matter, he of all of these nuts sounds like a complete twatting wanker! Good Luck. Live long and prosper.